Funny quotes about women and dating
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sparse in the north, I’ve taken a glance or two at online dating profiles.
The 29-year-old posted a message online apologising to her fans and telling them she was 'devastated'.
"To say I'm heartbroken would be an understatement," she added.
Peter"It's better to have loved and lost than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week."Henry Youngman"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
Look around you, and you'll see that chaotic relationship sometimes lead to amusing situations.The singer is known for her honesty and straight-talking.Here, we round up some of her best quotes on being a woman, dating, motherhood and kicking ass.If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."Frederick Ryder"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky.A woman already knows."Sarah Dessen"Relationships don't always make sense.